On the first day of school for a second grade class, a teacher in Louisville tells the students, "I am a Louisville Cardinal, how many of you are Louisville Cardinals? 

Well, the second graders, not being sure what a Louisville Cardinal was, but wanting to please the teacher, all raise their hands except for one little girl.

The teacher asks the little girl, "Why aren't you a Louisville Cardinal?"

The little girl says, "Because I'm a Kentucky Wildcat?"

The teacher asks, "What makes you think you are a Kentucky Wildcat?"

The little girl says, "Well, my Mommy is a Wildcat and my Daddy is a Wildcat so that makes me a Wildcat."

The teacher says, " What if I told you your Mommy was a moron and your Daddy was a moron, what would that make you?"

The little girl says, "That would make me a Louisville Cardinal."