Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, see what I've made..."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

Four college sports fans go rock climbing one afternoon. A Kentucky fan, a Louisville fan, a Tennessee fan, and a Georgia fan.

Tubby Smith and Bobby Knight got together during the off-season to play a round of golf. Both were having a good time and playing pretty well.

After they finished the 14th hole, Bobby started packing up his clubs and took off for the clubhouse. Tubby yelled after him, "Hey, where are you going? We aren't finished yet!"

A highly recruited high school basketball player was visiting schools to try to and find the best college for him. His first stop was at Minnesota. When he got there, the head coach immediately picked up a golden telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up.

Ole Dean Smith from UNC dies and of course goes to heaven. When he gets there the Lord tells him they have a special place just for him and because of what he did at UNC, he rates a mansion.

Dean doesn't believe him but says what the heck, show me my new home in heaven. SURE AS CAN BE, THERE IT IS!!!

On the first day of school for a second grade class, a teacher in Louisville tells the students, "I am a Louisville Cardinal, how many of you are Louisville Cardinals? 

Well, the second graders, not being sure what a Louisville Cardinal was, but wanting to please the teacher, all raise their hands except for one little girl.